Nine. Forty-Five. Twenty-Two.

Fall. Out. Boy.

moriartygodofmischief:

This mallard is a friggin genius

…THAT FIRST ONE.

THANK YOU DUCK.

I don’t believe some of these. Especially the windex one

Safe!

What a slide. Impressive Alexei

I work pretty hard not to look like a Dan

Winner Winner #FreeBurgerDinner

Best, and most inappropriate card game ever invented

Whoops… #Bears

I will not steal this glass. I will not steal this glass. I will not steal this glass

Want

breaking news from an actual wallflower

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I don’t know where this place is, but I’ll do whatever it takes to find it. #OohhhhYeeeaaaaaah

#BabyCuzzo #TooCuteToHandle

I like to pretend they’re serving green beer for my birthday.

Well this birthday present is gonna be tough to top #ChickenAndWaffles #OnAStick #omnomnomnom